Yes. You read that right.
Anyone want a few kittens?
You'd think that a person would make mouse-flavored amoxycillin for cats. Nope. Pink bubble gum just like you give your kids.
Huh. Cats HATE bubble gum.
The first time, we caught them off guard, so they didn't really know to scratch and claw and run. But after that, we couldn't get anywhere near the smart ones. I guess they're just gonna have to live sneezing with gooey eyes. We tried.
Or I could tell you about our family pictures!
Why is it that no one ever wants to take family pictures but me? Julia and Ethan got upset and ran off in the middle and had to be tracked down and bribed with candy to come back and smile for the camera. And Caleb suddenly noticed how dry the grass was and decided to water the yard. Oh, and our half paralyzed kitten pooped all the way down the front of Hudson.
So all the smiling and happiness you see in these pictures is mostly fake because I told my family they would smile and look happy for our family pictures so I could print them huge and hang them on our walls so everyone could see how happy we are.
But they turned out awesome. Because I have the best, most talented sisters ever.
And a little tired.